Why did the Chicken cross the road?
To show the Armadillo it could be done.
How do you tell the difference between a cow and a bull?
Milk them both. The one that smiles is the bull.
What does it mean when the Easter Bunny arrives one day late with melted candy?
He probably had a bad hare day.
How does a rabbit make gold soup?
He begins with 24 carrots.
What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.