Animal Jokes 1

Why did the Chicken cross the road?
To show the Armadillo it could be done.

How do you tell the difference between a cow and a bull?
Milk them both. The one that smiles is the bull.

What does it mean when the Easter Bunny arrives one day late with melted candy?
He probably had a bad hare day.

How does a rabbit make gold soup?
He begins with 24 carrots.

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.

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