Animal Jokes 10

Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
He was dead.

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Monkey see, monkey do.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.

Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him!

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