Animal Jokes 11

Did you hear about the little Chihuahua that swallowed a Viagra pill?
He became a pointer!

What’s the last thing to go through a bug’s mind as it hits the windshield?
It’s ass.

Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them!

What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied!

How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Unhoppy.

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