Animal Jokes 12

Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
He liked a good croak and dagger.

What happened to the frog’s car when his parking meter expired?
It got toad!

What did the frog order at McDonald’s?
French flies and a diet Croak.

What is the thirstiest frog in the world?
The one who drinks Canada Dry!

What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits!

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