Animal Jokes 13

What does a bankrupt frog say?
“Baroke, baroke, baroke.”

What do you call little bugs that live on the moon?
Luna-ticks.

Why don’t chickens wear underwear?
Because their peckers are on their faces.

Why don’t blind people skydive?
Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

What has four legs and an arm?
A happy pit-bull.

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