Animal Jokes 14

What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
They both like a tight seal.

What do you call two skunks doing “69”?
Odor eaters.

How many animals can fit in a pair of pantyhose?
10 little piggies, 2 calfs, a beaver and an ass!

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