Animal Jokes 15

Why don’t bunnies make noise when they make love?
Because they have cotton balls.

What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?
Beef Strokenoff.

What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A cock that stays up all night.

What do you call a cow with and abortion?
Decalfinated.

What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?
Rhesus Pieces.

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