Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?
Because when he tried to make a second one he made a boo-boo.
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat?
Give him a tight jersey.
Did you hear about the Veterinarian and the Taxidermist?
Their slogan: “Either way you get your pet back.”
When a bomb goes off in the middle of a herd of cows?
What do you get when you cross a python with a porcupine?
Ten feet of barbed wire.