Animal Jokes 2

Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?
Because when he tried to make a second one he made a boo-boo.

What’s the best way to make a bull sweat?
Give him a tight jersey.

Did you hear about the Veterinarian and the Taxidermist?
Their slogan: “Either way you get your pet back.”

When a bomb goes off in the middle of a herd of cows?
Udder destruction!

What do you get when you cross a python with a porcupine?
Ten feet of barbed wire.

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