What goes peck, peck, peck, boom?
A chicken in a mine field.
What goes, 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump?
A centipede with a wooden leg.
What disease can you get from kissing birds?
Chirpes! (A carnal disease, but it’s untweetable.)
Why does a tiger have stripes?
So he won’t be spotted.
What do you call a cat who does tricks?
A magic kit.