Animal Jokes 3

What goes peck, peck, peck, boom?
A chicken in a mine field.

What goes, 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump?
A centipede with a wooden leg.

What disease can you get from kissing birds?
Chirpes! (A carnal disease, but it’s untweetable.)

Why does a tiger have stripes?
So he won’t be spotted.

What do you call a cat who does tricks?
A magic kit.

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