Animal Jokes 4

What kind of work does a weak cat do?
Light mouse work.

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?
Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Which state has a lot of dogs and cats?
Petsylvania.

Why should you walk carefully when it’s raining cats and dogs?
You might step in a poodle.

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?
Catch.

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