Animal Jokes 5

What do English cats drink in the afternoon?
Kit-tea.

Where did the kittens go on their class trip?
To a mewseum.

How do you call a barber cat?
Yell…”Hair Kitty!”

What did the man say when the steamroller ran over his cat?
Nothing. He just stood there with a long puss.

What did the doe say as she came running out of the brush?
“That’s the LAST time I do THAT for two bucks!”

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