What do English cats drink in the afternoon?
Where did the kittens go on their class trip?
To a mewseum.
How do you call a barber cat?
What did the man say when the steamroller ran over his cat?
Nothing. He just stood there with a long puss.
What did the doe say as she came running out of the brush?
“That’s the LAST time I do THAT for two bucks!”