Animal Jokes 6

If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside?
K9P.

What is brown and sits in the forest?
Winnie’s poo.

What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
A dog that runs for help after it bites your leg off.

What do you call three rabbits in a row, hopping backwards simultaneously?
A receding hareline.

What does an elephant use for a Tampon?
A sheep!

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