Animal Jokes 7

How many canaries can you get under a Scotsman’s kilt?
Depends how long the perch is.

A fly sees a cute little female fly land on a pile of shit. He buzzes down and says, “Excuse me, miss, is this stool taken?”

How do you know if elephants have been making love in your back yard?
The trash can liner bags are missing.

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
You either get an onion with long floppy ears, or you get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes!

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
“Dam.”

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