Animal Jokes 8

What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.

Where do you get virgin wool from?
Ugly sheep.

Did you hear about the nearsighted skunk?
He tried to rape a fart.

Why do mice have small balls?
Not that many know how to dance.

What sound does a Horny Toad make?
RUB IT, RUB IT..

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