Animal Jokes 9

What do you call a dog with metal balls and no hind legs?
Sparky.

Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?
Every time she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

How do you catch a polar bear?
You cut a hole in the ice. Then you open a can of peas. Place the peas next to the whole in the ice. When the bear comes to take a pea… you kick him in the ice hole.

Why do hens lay eggs?
If they dropped them, they’d break.

Why do seagulls live near the sea?
If they lived near the bay, they’d be bagels.

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