A bear walks into a bar
and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a pint of beer and a………. packet of peanuts.”
The bartender asks, “Why the big pause?”
A grasshopper walks into a bar,
and the bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!”
The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, “You have a drink named Steve?”
A kangaroo walks into a bar and tells the bartender, “Blood is the lipstick of all wounds.”
The bartender does not know how he said this or why.