Q: What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?
A: The letter “m.”
Q: Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
A: Because it’s pointless!
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.
Q: What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
A: Your name
Q: What has a Heart but no other organs?
A: A deck of cards