On this page you will find jokes and humorous things about Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can’t put it down.
When you start reading book about Helium, you can’t put it down
Helium walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here. Helium doesn’t react.
Q: Why are Helium, Curium, and Barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can’t heal-ium or cure-ium, you bury-um.
Q: Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
A: He just couldn’t put it down.
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?