Funny Ghost Riddles

Q: What does a ghost eat for dessert?
A: Ice-cream ( I Scream)

Q: What do you say to a ghost with three heads?
A: Hi! Hi! Hi!

Q: What’s the difference between a butcher and a ghost?
A: One weighs a steak and the other stays awake

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Funny Riddles 3

Q: What has 10 letters and starts with gas?
A: Automobile

Q: Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. what is it?
A: Nothing!

Q: What is the chemical formula for “banana”?
A: BaNa2.

Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon

Q: What is it that no man ever yet did see, which never was, but always is to be?
A: Tomorrow

Funny Riddles 2

Q: The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
A: Footstep

Q: You go at red, but stop at green. What am I??
A: Watermelon!

Q: What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
A: Trouble.

Q: A boy fell off a 100 foot ladder. But he did not get hurt. Why not?
A: As he was only on the first step

Q: I never ask questions but always get answered. What am I?
A: Doorbell

Funny Riddles 1

Q: What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?
A: The letter “m.”

Q: Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
A: Because it’s pointless!

Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.

Q: What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
A: Your name

Q: What has a Heart but no other organs?
A: A deck of cards